Dear Far Far Away,
Today has been a waste of time. I spent three hours on hold with customer support, each operator telling me in a foreign accent that my call is of value and someone will be with me shortly. I want to complain about the stupid mirror because it's broken, telling me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all. How can a corpse be attractive?
At one point, I even doubted Huntsman's story, but he assured me he definitely killed her and, as I ate her heart for Sunday's roast (and Monday's sandwiches) I have no reason to disbelieve him.
Eventually I got through to customer support, and they told me I had an invalid warranty because the mirror I bought wasn't even a genuine article. Evidently, they don't even do an iMirror, especially not one with a talking face on it. I knew I should have believed my mother when she told me never to trust an old lady selling dodgy Apples.
Yours,
Queen.
Today has been a waste of time. I spent three hours on hold with customer support, each operator telling me in a foreign accent that my call is of value and someone will be with me shortly. I want to complain about the stupid mirror because it's broken, telling me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all. How can a corpse be attractive?
At one point, I even doubted Huntsman's story, but he assured me he definitely killed her and, as I ate her heart for Sunday's roast (and Monday's sandwiches) I have no reason to disbelieve him.
Eventually I got through to customer support, and they told me I had an invalid warranty because the mirror I bought wasn't even a genuine article. Evidently, they don't even do an iMirror, especially not one with a talking face on it. I knew I should have believed my mother when she told me never to trust an old lady selling dodgy Apples.
Yours,
Queen.
My mirror comes with facial recognition as standard.
2 comments:
I am shocked to see that a letter from none other the the queen herself does not get more comments.
I often have problems with mirrors, I look into them and some grumpy old bloke looks back at me. I dont know who he is but he is certainly not the handsome chap of my mind.
Dear Rob,
Sadly it appears that you may also have a faulty looking glass. There are a great number of swindlers out there so be careful with your future purchases.
Yours,
Far Far Away
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