The Apple Princess and the Septet of Tiny People: Part 23

Dear Far Far Away,

We have been without a leader here for nearly two weeks. The city has descended into chaos.

A ragamuffin set fire to my chickens, and the body of a man impaled on a toothbrush has washed up in the river. People are now killing dentists in a mass donticide, to prevent their children becoming the victim of a similar crime.

I hope the Queen is back soon, otherwise I fear we're all doomed.



This letter concludes The Apple Princess. I hope you enjoyed the first tale!

1 comment:

Rob Z Tobor said...

Well I was not expecting that. The trouble is that queen spends too much time looking at mirrors.