Dear Far Far Away,
We have been without a leader here for nearly two weeks. The city has descended into chaos.
A ragamuffin set fire to my chickens, and the body of a man impaled on a toothbrush has washed up in the river. People are now killing dentists in a mass donticide, to prevent their children becoming the victim of a similar crime.
I hope the Queen is back soon, otherwise I fear we're all doomed.
Yours,
Peasant.
We have been without a leader here for nearly two weeks. The city has descended into chaos.
A ragamuffin set fire to my chickens, and the body of a man impaled on a toothbrush has washed up in the river. People are now killing dentists in a mass donticide, to prevent their children becoming the victim of a similar crime.
I hope the Queen is back soon, otherwise I fear we're all doomed.
Yours,
Peasant.
This letter concludes The Apple Princess. I hope you enjoyed the first tale!
1 comment:
Well I was not expecting that. The trouble is that queen spends too much time looking at mirrors.
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