The Apple Princess and the Septet of Tiny People: Part 14

Dear Far Far Away,

I'm free! The Queen has found it in her heart to forgive me for all of my bad behaviour. All I have to do is to track down Snow and bring her back to the Kingdom. Truth be told, I'm looking forward to the mission because I've missed her so much in the time she's been gone.

Unlike the last time I went to the forest, I've been told I'm absolutely to not take weapons, but this time I have the pleasure of the Queen's company so hopefully I can learn from her wise words. It's good to get in with the Queen, as I hope she'll be my step-mother-in-law one day.

I ought to get on with preparing my suitcase for the journey. I've got clean underwear, and the finest slacks I could lay my hands on. I don't want to be dirty when I see Snow again. I've also got toothpaste and a very sharp toothbrush, because you can't be too careful while you're brushing your teeth in a moment of weakness.

Yours,

Huntsman.


1 comment:

Rob Z Tobor said...

I dont think Huntsman would make a good poker player.